“I’ve gotten fat,” I said. “Not fat,” says my Mom. “Not fat,” says my boy. “Not fat,” says another fat chick. “You’re fat,” says the chart. …well shit. I’ve eaten and moved Most well in my life. I exercise way more Then just once or twice. I eat all my veggies, My fruit and no … Continue reading I’m Fat, by a thirty-something
Since the story I was going to put up here is somehow in the wrong format (and I'm too lazy to fight my toddler to get to my bedroom where my writing computer is), I'll just have to tell another story from my college days. Back in the day of, I don't know, 2011-2014, somewhere … Continue reading He Had a Lot of Pride
When it rains the slugs come out and eat all my green attempts to be skinny. They need no shells, no fear of claw, for predators hide from the sky when it rains.
Author T.S. Lowe 