“I’ve gotten fat,” I said. “Not fat,” says my Mom. “Not fat,” says my boy. “Not fat,” says another fat chick. “You’re fat,” says the chart. …well shit. I’ve eaten and moved Most well in my life. I exercise way more Then just once or twice. I eat all my veggies, My fruit and no … Continue reading I’m Fat, by a thirty-something
Category: Author’s Life
To my Hubby
On the highline walk A tightrope, a drop, You are my other side, The flat top And a ladder To the ground. In the scraggy desert All dust and crust, You are my shade, My soft brush, And a burst Of watermelon. In the mad run Dripping sweat, grating air Falling behind--always behind, You are … Continue reading To my Hubby
Oh Sky and Rain and Thunder
Moving from Utah to Alabama and it's more or less to pieces.
The Notes I Keep
A peek into my smartphone---oh, the invasion of privacy!
Updated! Kill Me.
So all the links should work now. It took, like, three hours, but it's all up to date. Don't get picky on how all the links aren't cute buttons because I gave up on listing all the fanfictions. Ugh, fanfictions. And it's just going to get worse the more stories I write. Ugh. UGH. Why … Continue reading Updated! Kill Me.
My Boys Right Now
Car and Fuzzy Have to be In the same room As him. Three is all About tragedy. The other The elder Is older now. The first baby I ever held Now rides a bike And sasses back Because Mom Says no To more robots. The first The man Who holds me close Dreams of the … Continue reading My Boys Right Now
Fanfiction: a definition, a theory, and a rant (it just gets so WEIRD!)
Since I was nine I've been an avid reader. Or, as my husband says, a story junky (yeah, the amount of stories I inhale probably isn't healthy). Actually, ever since I could read I've been a reader, but before the Harry Potter books I mainly dabbled in science books. I remember spending hours in my … Continue reading Fanfiction: a definition, a theory, and a rant (it just gets so WEIRD!)
He Had a Lot of Pride
Since the story I was going to put up here is somehow in the wrong format (and I'm too lazy to fight my toddler to get to my bedroom where my writing computer is), I'll just have to tell another story from my college days. Back in the day of, I don't know, 2011-2014, somewhere … Continue reading He Had a Lot of Pride
A Clip I found on my Long Disconnected Smartphone
This is my author's note for today: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m2KNHxY_sD0
What’s Going On (Raising a Hero, Aliens, Vampires, Nigh-Naked Jim, etc)
Alright, so, here's what's going on: I'm publishing the rest of 'Raising a Hero' on Wattpad Which is complete at 243 chapters which means a lot of clicking and staring at a screen and waiting for my old, duct-tapped laptop to load up screens, so be grateful! Is happening because my experiment with digital platforms … Continue reading What’s Going On (Raising a Hero, Aliens, Vampires, Nigh-Naked Jim, etc)


